Yep, I’m definitely wanting Bossypants now too. My birthday is coming up?
First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches.
May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty.
When the Crystal Meth is…
And when she one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, to yank her...
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